After years of duking it out with the Devil over who works harder, Satan may have finally managed to edge out the KarJenner matriarch – not like that you fucking perverts. Despite Kris’s purported best efforts, it seems no one actually believes makeup mogul/alleged climate criminal Kylie Jenner is actually dating Timotheé Chalamet, a sentiment Twitter made very clear earlier this week.


Months after Jenner made headlines for her purported romance with Chalamet – an actor who famously answers the question of what would happen if “a pointy Italian shoe”  “was turned into a real boy by a witch's curse,” to paraphrase @_declander_’s iconic 2020 tweet – the pair have emerged as tabloid fodder yet again, an unnamed “source” sharing all the alleged details of their romance.



"Kylie and Timothée are casually seeing each other, but are trying to keep it low-key," the anonymous source (that may or may not actually be an underpaid Kardashian assistant and/or Kris with a voice changer) recently told Entertainment Tonight. “Timothée loves that Kylie is such a hands-on mom and a boss. He appreciates her confidence and thinks she's incredibly beautiful,” they concluded.


Yet even with these promising quotes, fans remained less-than-convinced that the pair are actually an item, taking to Twitter to share their skepticism.



“Timothée has never uttered the words “hands-on mom” in his life,” quipped Twitter user @veryharryhill alongside a repost of Entertainment Tonight's article.


“All that talk and still 0 pics of them together no one cares anymore give it up,” mused @circespells.


“Nobody was talking about this PR stunt so they reminded us,” added @DMBreaux1017.



Yet even more so than Kylie and Timothée, Kris found herself in the firing line, some fans questioning whether this unbelievable plot line proved she’s lost her touch.


“Kris is getting so lazy omg,” remarked @WrittenByHanna.

“Kris used to be so much more creative than this. Omg???” wrote @GretaTheGhoul.  




Meanwhile, others compared Kylie’s purported romance with her older sister, Kendall Jenner’s equally unbelievable romance with rapper Bad Bunny.


“Kris getting Benito and Timmy to date her daughters so we make the relevant again is a trick for the BOOKS,” argued @bareilykibarf, referring to the “Tití Me Preguntó” artist’s legal name.


But hey, regardless of whether Kylie and Timothée are actually an item, one thing is for certain: The girls of NYU Gallatin can finally rest.